The old saying goes “a dog is a man’s best friend” – but is a dog a better spouse?
The new country song hitting the airwaves, climbing the charts, might make men reconsider marrying, and encourage them to go down to their county’s SPCA branch instead.
Curly-haired, country hit singer, Billy Currington has another winner on his hands. At least in the minds of country record execs. Here are the lyrics:
He never tells me that he’s sick of this house
He never says why don’t you get off that couch?
He dont cost me nothin when he wants to go out
I want you to love me like my dog
He never says I need a new attitude
Him and my sister ain’t always in a feud
When I leave the seat up he don’t think that
it’s rude I want you to love me like my dog does Baby
When I come home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog
He never acts like he don’t care for my friends
He never asks me “Where ‘n the hell have you been?”
He don’t play dead when I want to pet him
I want you to love my like my dog does,
honey
He never says, “I wish you made more money”
He always thinks that pull my finger’s funny
I want you to love me like my dog
He don’t get made at me and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a b*
Here are my FIVE QUESTIONS for wives, just some things to consider:
1. Do you constantly nag or complain to your husband? It could be about his friends, job, schedule, schooling, ministry responsibilities, or his salary. I am not saying you should never share your opinions or question a friendship he has (especially if you see it leading your husband away from God), but does your husband actually enjoy hearing you talk because complaints don’t always come out of your mouth? Scripture: Proverbs 19:13, Proverbs 21:9, Prov 27:15, Ephesians 4:29, Ephesians 5:33
2. Are you demanding of the finer things in life? Are you satisfied with what you have and what your husband has provided for you and your family? Right now my husband has asked me for my birthday and Christmas list. As I say “I want…” I think about these questions. These aren’t even expensive items, but still living in a state of “pinterest” desires. Scripture: Ps 145:16, Isaiah 55:2, Matthew 6:24-34
3. Do you get along with his family? Does he often feel like he has to choose between you and his mother/father/siblings? Do you strive to live in peace with everyone, even if you don’t get to have your way all the time? Often times, parents are the most important relationship to a husband outside of his own wife/children. Do you make that relationship easy or hard by your attitude? Scripture: Colossians 3:20, Romans 12:18
4. Do you make him glad to come home? Or do you look horrible (no make up, bathrobe, dirty clothes), smell bad (have you brushed your teeth or put on deodarant today), or bombard him with how bad your day has been? Let him come in the door, breathe for 15 minutes, give him a hug and kiss, try to be home when he arrives, be a good aroma for him. Scripture: Titus 2:4-5
5. Do you ignore/refuse his sexual advances? Does he even bother trying to “come on” to you anymore because you have negated or swat his hand every time he has tried? Are you willing to give him sometime in the morning or evening, if he so desires? Scripture: 1 Corinthians 7